You’re 7 years old today. Congratulations! I got you this SQL and these charts for your birthday:

SELECT COUNT(*), AVG(CHAR_LENGTH(post_content)), DATE_FORMAT(post_date , “%M %Y” )AS month_year
FROM wp_posts
GROUP BY DATE_FORMAT(post_date , “%M %Y” )
ORDER BY post_date

Quanity

Post Count per Month

Quality

Average Post Length per Month

Really I’m just justifying what a lazy blogger I’ve become.